I recommend playing capo on first fret. "->" means slide to. Intro, play first 4 chords twice. C# Bbm F# Ab I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations C# Bbm F# Ab Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion C# Bbm F# Ab and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi C# Bbm F# Ab and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee F# F#m C# Ab full Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right F# Ab full and I pity the fool who disagrees. C# Bbm F# Ab C# Bbm F# Ab I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers C# Bbm F# Ab And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters C# Bbm F# Ab I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus C# Bbm F# Ab If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full But my attitude has had a total overhaul F# F#m C# Ab full Since mr t told me how to forgive them all F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway F# Ab full And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme *weird solo* C# Bbm F# Ab he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge C# Bbm F# Ab I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college C# Bbm F# Ab he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true C# Bbm F# Ab go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you Ab -> F# F#m C# Ab full You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees F# F#m C# Ab full And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese F# F#m C# ->>> Ab full and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story, F# Ab full And I pity the fool who mess with T. Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that. As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously. Hope you're all well, GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com